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Get a Life, Chloe Brown Chloe Brown Is A Chronically Ill Computer Geek With A Goal, A Plan, And A List After Almost But Not Quite Dying, She S Come Up With Seven Directives To Help Her Get A Life , And She S Already Completed The First Finally Moving Out Of Her Glamorous Family S Mansion The Next Items Enjoy A Drunken Night Out Ride A Motorcycle Go Camping Have Meaningless But Thoroughly Enjoyable Sex Travel The World With Nothing But Hand Luggage And Do Something BadBut It S Not Easy Being Bad, Even When You Ve Written Step By Step Guidelines On How To Do It Correctly What Chloe Needs Is A Teacher, And She Knows Just The Man For The JobRedford Red Morgan Is A Handyman With Tattoos, A Motorcycle, And Sex Appeal Than Ten Thousand Hollywood Heartthrobs He S Also An Artist Who Paints At Night And Hides His Work In The Light Of Day, Which Chloe Knows Because She Spies On Him Occasionally Just The Teeniest, Tiniest BitBut When She Enlists Red In Her Mission To Rebel, She Learns Things About Him That No Spy Session Could Teach Her Like Why He Clearly Resents Chloe S Wealthy Background And Why He Never Shows His Art To Anyone And What Really Lies Beneath His Rough Exterior This is the book equivalent of a Double Stuf Oreo This is not a typo for reasons unknowable, the frosting like contents of an Oreo are branded as stuf With one F Which somehow makes the already gross idea of ingesting something as vaguely and euphemistically named as stuff even grosser Anyway, it takes an already good thing an Oreo, or a romance novel and takes the thing that makes it good the aforementioned Stuf, or the romance novel stuff I will discuss later , and gives youThis is the book equivalent of a Double Stuf Oreo This is not a typo for reasons unknowable, the frosting like contents of an Oreo are branded as stuf With one F Which somehow makes the already gross idea of ingesting something as vaguely and euphemistically named as stuff even grosser Anyway, it takes an already good thing an Oreo, or a romance novel and takes the thing that makes it good the aforementioned Stuf, or the romance novel stuff I will discuss later , and gives youof it.I can t believe it exists, I can t believe we re lucky enough to exist in a world in which it exists, and yet I am delighted that these things are true.There is a lot of good stuff between these pages, just as there is a lot of good Stuf between Double Stuf Oreo cookies.I mean, the REPRESENTATION here The EFFORTLESSNESS of that representation The depiction of chronic pain, which is not happily ever after d away, nor is it ignored when it s not convenient to the plot Our protagonist, who is fat and black and both of these things are part of the fact that she is beautiful Our hero, who is recovering from an abusive relationship and not magically free of side effects from it This is just so representative of so many marginalized identities and so effortlessly good at it It makes you wonder whybooks can t be like this.That being saidIt took me a REALLY long time to get into this story By a really long time, I mean at legitimately the 75% mark I didn t feel invested until there were less than a hundred pages to go, but I eventually felt semi invested and that s what counts Yes, maybe I didn t start rooting for this couple to get together until Drama Drove Them Apart but still Who s to say if that isn t just because of what s wrong with me as a person The best parts of every romance are the Suffering Will They Won t They parts Give me season 2 Jim and Pam flirtation over season 4 Jim and Pam relationship any day.Another good thing about this romance and a bad thing about me when it comes to romance I am incredibly awkward and tend to cringe at any smut scene, but this was well done so thank you to the author for rescuing me from myself on this one.I just want every book to have the cream to cookie ratio that this book had Did I lose the metaphor Bottom line This book is so miraculous it made me talk too much about Oreos and in doing so apparently lose my mind i am satisfied.review to come 3.5 or 4 stars I DON T KNOW not asking for much from this book, just that it be the cutest thing in existence and make me happy and fill the void within me you know casual reading stuff oh my god, this is a romance i do indeed fuck with i really liked it, like, REALLY liked it like like like like and i think we all know that romance isn t usually my jam, i am always skeptical to dip my toes in the steamy waters, soooooo this was a whole ass Win for me and i will possibly never shut up about it let me list all the things i liked,,,,pls i ve got to get it out somewhere clears throat wonderfully relatable mc in chloe brown a relief for my romantically inept, introverted so oh my god, this is a romance i do indeed fuck with i really liked it, like, REALLY liked it like like like like and i think we all know that romance isn t usually my jam, i am always skeptical to dip my toes in the steamy waters, soooooo this was a whole ass Win for me and i will possibly never shut up about it let me list all the things i liked,,,,pls i ve got to get it out somewhere clears throat wonderfully relatable mc in chloe brown a relief for my romantically inept, introverted soul making a list with goals to get a life DONE that acting unlikeable and standoffish bc shy and scared HELLO IT S ME we needn t get too personal on this here website, but you get the gist RED, HOLY SHIT attractive guy with artistic talent, a motorcycle, and tattoos who is also generous, caring, nICE, and nOt a DOUCHE mmmmmmm delicious realistic hurdles in the relationship and lovely discussions about mental physical health past trauma two people taking care of each other and helping each other become better, but also not easily, quickly fixing each other i love to see it a glorious blend of soft cute w steamy sexy i m generally not much of a smut person, but this was super slow burn with a good amount of emphasis on the buildup to the scenes and i was not mad at it at all good bants and dialogue imo i think the last time i laughed even close to this much, or at all while reading was last year with RWRB either way, couldn t stop grinning like a fool the entire time this book was the equivalent of someone shooting straight serotonin into my veins, so that was cool.OKAY I LL SHUT UP NOW READ IT, DON T READ IT I DON T CARE BUT AHHHHH I AM LIVING I used to think that 20 22 years old people were adults with a job and a house of their own and here I am reading romance to fill the void inside my heart. Upgraded review this book is a real gem and I wish it got nomination from best romance category Because in my opinion this is one of the surprising, emotional, humorous, smart, remarkable books of the year Wow 4.25, I wasn t expecting to like this book so much, I was so ready to have an easy peasy cheesy rom com reading but I got emotions are everywhere, heart wrecking second chances of traumatized, struggling two beautiful soul s story and I adored, devoured, savored and finally found my j Upgraded review this book is a real gem and I wish it got nomination from best romance category Because in my opinion this is one of the surprising, emotional, humorous, smart, remarkable books of the year Wow 4.25, I wasn t expecting to like this book so much, I was so ready to have an easy peasy cheesy rom com reading but I got emotions are everywhere, heart wrecking second chances of traumatized, struggling two beautiful soul s story and I adored, devoured, savored and finally found my juicy romance STARS Amen to that I m so happy because in the meantime, I was reading another romance story which I detested its review is coming up and unfortunately it s one of the most popular and highly promoted books of the year and I was about to give up reading something decent and lovable book, something makes you feel alive, something makes your heart ache, refresh your soul, put a smile on your face which couldn t be wiped so easily I m happy to announce this book gave methan I expected and I finally found LOVABLE AND ADORABLE AMAZING CHARACTERS Chloe, witty, sophisticated, who has great taste when it comes to buttoned cardigans and colorful vintage dresses, carries the pain as indispensable piece of your life because she s suffering from fibromyalgia, accompanied by fatigue and altered sleep, memory, mood One day she had a nearly dead experience A drunk driver got into a store, instead of crashing her which made her think she had one life to live so she needed to escape from the cocoon that her protective and lovely family wrapped around her and prepare a list to teach her how to takerisks and bringfun into her dull, foreseeable life As soon as she moved to an apartment she meet with super duper hottie intendent Red ford who was always seeing red on their encounters Then we start witnessing their slow burn romantic relationship Chloe has to deal with her insecurities because of her illness Her own fianc e and close friends ghosted her after they found out her chronic disease And Red who was once upon a time a selected, famous painter, still trying to bury the ghost of ex girlfriends ghost, suffering from wrong decisions of his life Now he needs a take a step to embrace his new opportunities by opening his heart to new and meaningful love Two of them literally collided and made wrong impressions about their real intentions They started to think the worst of each other But a beautiful cat made her job as a secret cupid to bring them together and helped them connect So they took a first step from enemies to become friends Chloe needs help of Red to fulfill her list and Red needs an efficient website for his comeback operation for his new drawings It started with friends with benefits agreement not including sex, Chloe excluded that option from her list but then Nospoiler Grab the book and keep your sassy smile A small spoiler The chemistry between the couple is hot as hell I was truly adamant to give five stars to this book But there is an angsty moment which is not too necessary a little pissed me off I know every new relationship with the characters who have heavy baggage from their pasts can stumble with struggles but I wish the author visualized far better obstacles between those characters I love edgy, heart breaking moments about the characters breakup to realize how they cannot live without each other But this hearsay kind of misunderstanding caused a great cliffhanger of their relationship didn t work with me But I still loved this romantic story I adored the couple And I m curious about those incredible sisters entertaining stories I m all in for the sequels Special thanks to Avon and Netgalley to share this wonderful read with me in exchange my honest review bloginstagramfacebooktwitter

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